Pencils versus Pens
Waffles versus Pancakes
French Toast versus Whoever Wins between Waffles and Pancakes
Towels versus Paper Towels
Boxers versus Briefs
Bananas versus Plantains
Paper versus Cardboard
Ice Cream versus Regular Cream
Pipes versus Bingers
Tables versus Chairs
Tables versus Much Smaller but More Portable perhaps Folding Tables
Chairs versus Couches
Couches versus Benches
Swords versus Knives
Lawnmowers versus Weedwackers
Plants versus Mushrooms
Books versus Records
Cuts versus Scrapes
Leather versus Pleather
Toothbrushes versus Floss
Broccoli versus Cauliflower
Lychees versus Kumquats
Rugs versus Carpet
Baskets versus Bowls
Plates versus Saucers
Glue versus Tape
Knives versus Forks (spoons are neutral)
Grass versus Blacktop
Wheels versus Legs
Sandals versus Flipflops
Blankets versus Sheets
Mirrors versus Walls
Paintings versus Drawings
TVs versus Radios
Tapes versus CDs
Animals versus People
Things versus Ideas
Oatmeal versus Wheat Farina
Water versus Juice versus Milk versus Soda
Faucets versus Terlets
Paint versus Wallpaper
Tile versus Linoleum
Plants (in pots) versus tchotchkes
Many Small Guns versus One Big Gun
Potatoes versus Sweet Potatoes
Yams versus Squash
Pants versus Shorts
Socks versus Bare feet
Drapes versus Shutters
Hats versus Turbans (including the military kind)
Cars versus Trucks
Shoes versus Boots
Napkins versus Tissues
Garages versus Sheds
Security Guards versus Night Watchmen
Butter versus Margarine
Strawberries Versus Blueberries
Containers versus Plastic Bags
Bins versus Tubs
Bathtubs versus Shower Stalls
Leaves versus Pine Needles
Acorns versus Pinecones
Trees versus Bushes
Antennae versus Satellite Dishes
Nuts versus Legumes
Pie versus Cake
Water versus Seltzer
Rain versus Snow
Magazines versus Short Books
Tape versus Glue
Movies versus TV Shows
Pants versus Slacks versus Trousers versus Pantaloons
French Fries versus Tater Tots
Gargling versus Spitting
Oil versus Vinegar
Paper versus Plastic
Kids Named Ryan versus Kids Named Brian
Arts versus Sciences
Cups versus Saucers
Posters versus Framed Pictures
Boxes versus Bags
Buckets versus Bags
Beetles versus Flies
Alkaline versus Acidic
Dumbasses versus Idiots
Packages versus Parcels
Bicycles versus Scooters
Emails versus Handwritten Notes
Chandeliers versus Recessed Lighting
Cherries versus Cherry Tomatoes
Photographs versus Paintings
Placemats versus Doilies
Ceiling Fans versus Regular Fans
Sports versus Leisure Activities
Mailboxes on the Sidewalk versus Mailboxes Outside Your House
Orange Cones versus Roadflares
Puppies versus Kittens
Wired Electronics versus Wireless Electronics
Bastards versus Dickheads
Recording versus Listening
Belts versus Elastic
Zippers versus Velcro
Apples versus Oranges
Karate versus Tae Kwon Do
Chickens versus Turkeys
Clowns versus Mimes
Poetry versus Prose
Tropics versus Tundra
Dictionaries versus Encyclopedias
School versus Work
Rulers versus Protractors
Staples versus Paperclips
Trains versus Planes
Needles versus Pins
Treble versus Bass
Exits versus Entrances
Statues versus Sculptures
Stairs versus Ladders versus Elevators versus Escalators
Insults versus Put-Downs
Roads/Streets versus Sidewalks
Cities versus Towns
Guitars versus Basses
Thought versus Action
Rocks/Stones versus Soft Things
Sponges versus Rags
Saws versus Axes
Soap versus Just Water
Candles versus Flashlights
Punches versus Kicks
Now versus Like Five Minutes From Now (I don't think we need to worry about five minutes ago, since it's in the past)
Tools versus Weapons
Clamps versus Strong Rubber Bands
Saturday, June 20, 2015
Sunday, April 12, 2015
Things that you can do with bread
By: Heater and Lisa
BEAUTY TIPS:
1. If your hemorrhoids are acting up, bread is a little gentler than regular toilet paper.
2. To apply makeup (works especially well if you don't want people to know you use makeup)
3. Rub it on your face to remove stubble. If your face starts bleeding, heat the bread and try again. This may take several hours.
4. Squish up a slice into your hand before you go to an interview so you can have a firm handshake.
5. Smash up toast and mix with lotion to exfoliate your skin. It works as good as botox!
6. Stuff it in your desired underwear garment to increase size of various body parts.
7. If part of your skull is missing you can stuff some bread in your head so it will be shaped normal. Bread can be used as a prosthetic.
8. If you have to belch in public, cover your mouth with a slice of bread so no one hears it or smells it. Use an entire loaf for maximum effectivity.
9. Use bread as a wallet.
SELF DEFENSE / SURVIVAL:
1. Toast the bread (optional: with a flamethrower) and use it for target practice. Use a catapult made out of stale bread to fling them in the air.
2. Bind together several hundred loaves of bread and make a raft. Happy sailing!
3. If you ever find yourself on a battlefield, throw slices of bread to confuse your enemies.
4. You can cram it in your socks to prevent blisters on a long hike! The sweat from your feet makes the bread very nutritional in case your fun out of food and have to eat it in an emergency situation.
5. Bread is pretty indistinguishable from babies. So you can go to a hospital and replace all the babies in the nursery with all the bread and then keep the babies. You can also do this with animal. With a birds nest, you can squish the bread into egg shapes and take the eggs and the birds will never notice.
6. Stack stale loaves to make a wall or reinforce your door in case of a zombie apocalypse.
7. Cover your fist in a layer of bread. If you punch someone, it hurts more.
8. Make a bread helmet to block evil thoughts from entering your mind (bread works well for this because of its absorbent qualities).
HOME IMPROVEMENT:
1. Dip the bread in various colored paint and dabble it onto your bedroom walls
2. Scatter it outside to form a landing strip for UFO's. The whiteness of the bread reflects light well.
3. Creative project to do with the kids: toast words onto the bread and make a bread book! :D
4. Soak it in polyurethane and use the slices as tiles for your bathroom.
5. If you have to leave your pet or child home alone for prolonged periods, embed your watch or a small clock inside a loaf of bread and place it on the floor as company.
6. Throw loaves of bread into the ocean to replace the coral reefs.
CULINARY:
1. Soak it in orange juice and make a smoothie. The bread adds texture and makes for a luscious consistency.
2. Filter your morning coffee or to remove bitterness from your tea!
3. Squish the bread for several hours until it turns into dough again. Then, use it for the crust in a pigeon pie.
4. Substitute bread for meat in any recipe. Your vegetarian friends will never notice.
5. Take the white part of a slice and make a bread taco. Fill it with all of the pills that you need to take today. Eat it.
BEAUTY TIPS:
1. If your hemorrhoids are acting up, bread is a little gentler than regular toilet paper.
2. To apply makeup (works especially well if you don't want people to know you use makeup)
3. Rub it on your face to remove stubble. If your face starts bleeding, heat the bread and try again. This may take several hours.
4. Squish up a slice into your hand before you go to an interview so you can have a firm handshake.
5. Smash up toast and mix with lotion to exfoliate your skin. It works as good as botox!
6. Stuff it in your desired underwear garment to increase size of various body parts.
7. If part of your skull is missing you can stuff some bread in your head so it will be shaped normal. Bread can be used as a prosthetic.
8. If you have to belch in public, cover your mouth with a slice of bread so no one hears it or smells it. Use an entire loaf for maximum effectivity.
9. Use bread as a wallet.
1. Toast the bread (optional: with a flamethrower) and use it for target practice. Use a catapult made out of stale bread to fling them in the air.
2. Bind together several hundred loaves of bread and make a raft. Happy sailing!
3. If you ever find yourself on a battlefield, throw slices of bread to confuse your enemies.
4. You can cram it in your socks to prevent blisters on a long hike! The sweat from your feet makes the bread very nutritional in case your fun out of food and have to eat it in an emergency situation.
5. Bread is pretty indistinguishable from babies. So you can go to a hospital and replace all the babies in the nursery with all the bread and then keep the babies. You can also do this with animal. With a birds nest, you can squish the bread into egg shapes and take the eggs and the birds will never notice.
6. Stack stale loaves to make a wall or reinforce your door in case of a zombie apocalypse.
7. Cover your fist in a layer of bread. If you punch someone, it hurts more.
8. Make a bread helmet to block evil thoughts from entering your mind (bread works well for this because of its absorbent qualities).
HOME IMPROVEMENT:
1. Dip the bread in various colored paint and dabble it onto your bedroom walls
2. Scatter it outside to form a landing strip for UFO's. The whiteness of the bread reflects light well.
3. Creative project to do with the kids: toast words onto the bread and make a bread book! :D
4. Soak it in polyurethane and use the slices as tiles for your bathroom.
5. If you have to leave your pet or child home alone for prolonged periods, embed your watch or a small clock inside a loaf of bread and place it on the floor as company.
6. Throw loaves of bread into the ocean to replace the coral reefs.
1. Soak it in orange juice and make a smoothie. The bread adds texture and makes for a luscious consistency.
2. Filter your morning coffee or to remove bitterness from your tea!
3. Squish the bread for several hours until it turns into dough again. Then, use it for the crust in a pigeon pie.
4. Substitute bread for meat in any recipe. Your vegetarian friends will never notice.
5. Take the white part of a slice and make a bread taco. Fill it with all of the pills that you need to take today. Eat it.
Wednesday, April 8, 2015
733 Days of Happy Blogging :D
Happy belated birthday to our blog.
We will listen to some insane music in honor of our dedicated readers and followers (who also happen to be the writers for our own blog)
We will listen to some insane music in honor of our dedicated readers and followers (who also happen to be the writers for our own blog)
List of future list topics (AKA topics other people are too COWARDLY to go near with a ten foot poll/survey)
1. Tight rope walking birds
2. The possibility of walking through walls if you tried enough times. Or a list of your favorite walls to walk through
3. favorite dangerous weather phenomena (including the conspiracy theory type of weather phenomena)
4. "Soggy pizza sneakers" - by Greg Tuttle. He makes the sneakers soggy
5. What people talk about to themselves and / or inanimate objects when they are alone
6. What does air breathe?
7. Philosophy of glue eating with toddlers
8. Are numbers real? or are they just an abstraction? (time also for that matter)
9. Punching people in the throat?
10. "The Triangle Conspiracy:" What is a triangle and why don't we see real ones in nature?
11. The best sand castle building technique. (Sand castles for adults)
2. The possibility of walking through walls if you tried enough times. Or a list of your favorite walls to walk through
3. favorite dangerous weather phenomena (including the conspiracy theory type of weather phenomena)
4. "Soggy pizza sneakers" - by Greg Tuttle. He makes the sneakers soggy
5. What people talk about to themselves and / or inanimate objects when they are alone
6. What does air breathe?
7. Philosophy of glue eating with toddlers
8. Are numbers real? or are they just an abstraction? (time also for that matter)
9. Punching people in the throat?
10. "The Triangle Conspiracy:" What is a triangle and why don't we see real ones in nature?
11. The best sand castle building technique. (Sand castles for adults)
Tuesday, December 2, 2014
The RESULTS from our poll: What would you like to be attacked with? personally, I would have picked giant trout, but the voters disagree!
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Sunday, October 5, 2014
SURVEY THAT WILL CHANGE OUR LIFE FOR HTE BETTER PROBABLY
Please take our free uncosting survey. All participants will be entered in a raffle to win a free and complete print-out of this blog. Participants are recommended to choose at least five options.
RESULTS AND THE WINNER WILL BE POSTED ON NOVEMBER 5, 2014 (unless one of us forgets)
RESULTS AND THE WINNER WILL BE POSTED ON NOVEMBER 5, 2014 (unless one of us forgets)
List of awesome blog ideas that may or may not ever actually exist
By Lisa Grab and guests Jen Grab and Mark Ludas
All these ideas are trademarked, copyrighted, and patented forever.
1) Life of a Cornflake (from birth to death) and have pictures of cornflake with random crap
2) Why some trees hate each other (and for good reason): with evidence as to why they are not actually in love (even if it might look like it)
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4) People Eating Against Rocks (aka People EAR, aka PEAR)
5) Giantcarrots.com featuring pictures satisfying your everyday giant carrot needs
6) The physical, emotional, social, and socioeconomic hazards of being a professional full time sword swallower.
7) In Olden Times: featuring experts talking about events, and artifacts, and reminiscences from a couple days
8) Animal Poop - features recommended poop walking trails, where hikers can view wild specimens of exquisite terds, and high definition photographs, and some videos with exclamation points.
9) House Footprints: snails, houses, and turtles all have footprints too. But which one has the carbon footprint? the oxygen footprint? the hydrogen footprint?
10) The Science of Pie Pumpkins
11) A Conspiracy blog about how seedless watermelon are eventually going to destroy the world.
12) A huge stupid and never-ending story that goes no where but absorbs readers into thinking something MIGHT happen
13) The never-ending TANGENT
14) The never-ending infinite tangent that never ends
15) The never-ending work load of an ant
16) GHOSTS! Analyze mysterious shapes in pictures and explain why they are ghosts
All these ideas are trademarked, copyrighted, and patented forever.
1) Life of a Cornflake (from birth to death) and have pictures of cornflake with random crap
2) Why some trees hate each other (and for good reason): with evidence as to why they are not actually in love (even if it might look like it)
3)
The biology of rocks: all about their life cycle
Birth, Reproduction, and Death (and everything in-between)
"In case it's not clear, rocks are living."
5) Giantcarrots.com featuring pictures satisfying your everyday giant carrot needs
6) The physical, emotional, social, and socioeconomic hazards of being a professional full time sword swallower.
7) In Olden Times: featuring experts talking about events, and artifacts, and reminiscences from a couple days
8) Animal Poop - features recommended poop walking trails, where hikers can view wild specimens of exquisite terds, and high definition photographs, and some videos with exclamation points.
9) House Footprints: snails, houses, and turtles all have footprints too. But which one has the carbon footprint? the oxygen footprint? the hydrogen footprint?
10) The Science of Pie Pumpkins
11) A Conspiracy blog about how seedless watermelon are eventually going to destroy the world.
12) A huge stupid and never-ending story that goes no where but absorbs readers into thinking something MIGHT happen
13) The never-ending TANGENT
14) The never-ending infinite tangent that never ends
15) The never-ending work load of an ant
16) GHOSTS! Analyze mysterious shapes in pictures and explain why they are ghosts
Saturday, September 13, 2014
All about cats
By: guest author, Thea
1) cats like ice cubes but dont like beer
2) cats like iced coffee
3) cats tell their hoomans when there is a stranger in the house. Its up to the hoomans to listen
4) to fix a cats attitude problem, just hold them in a sink of water until they stop resisting
5) he loves under the bed
6) fight n bite
7) he likes opening cabinets
8) he quacks
9) when he is looking out the window at birds
10) he is trans-ginger
11) he has a empty expression on his face
1) cats like ice cubes but dont like beer
2) cats like iced coffee
3) cats tell their hoomans when there is a stranger in the house. Its up to the hoomans to listen
4) to fix a cats attitude problem, just hold them in a sink of water until they stop resisting
5) he loves under the bed
6) fight n bite
7) he likes opening cabinets
8) he quacks
9) when he is looking out the window at birds
10) he is trans-ginger
11) he has a empty expression on his face
Role Playing Scenarios
By Greg Tuttle and Lisa Grab
1) Explaining to a neighbor that you ran over their cat
2) the process for genetically modified food to be created, protested, and approved by the FDA (3 groups)
3) explaining to a night companion that you may have peed the bed the night before
4) wedding proposals: 2 stacks of cards, 1 stack for objects that need to be used as part of the proposal, the second stack of nonromantic locations.
5) making up excuses: you crashed a friend's vehical into a fruit truck and you have to come up with an excuse as to why it happened.
6) explaining to an uncle why you and a cousin are together.... Familiarly
7) cover-up campaign for a business to a news reporter
8) trying to buy contraband in an unfamiliar location, and the seller is an undercover cop
1) Explaining to a neighbor that you ran over their cat
2) the process for genetically modified food to be created, protested, and approved by the FDA (3 groups)
3) explaining to a night companion that you may have peed the bed the night before
4) wedding proposals: 2 stacks of cards, 1 stack for objects that need to be used as part of the proposal, the second stack of nonromantic locations.
5) making up excuses: you crashed a friend's vehical into a fruit truck and you have to come up with an excuse as to why it happened.
6) explaining to an uncle why you and a cousin are together.... Familiarly
7) cover-up campaign for a business to a news reporter
8) trying to buy contraband in an unfamiliar location, and the seller is an undercover cop
Stuf We've Laerned Over The Past Year (and it cant be anything we learned in school, not that we've learned anything in school)
1) All landlords are liars
2) Cats dont like it when you throw them up in the air
3) Foxes are clever and bulletproof
4) You can wash dishes with shampoo (optional: in the shower)
5) Making iced coffee with coffee ice cubes makes your coffee stronger
6) 3-year-old lipton tea tastes like clean pondwater
7) There are three types of sewage treatment plants. The first type is old school and basically just sorts out the solids and then dumps the rest in the river. What do they do with all the solids? Good questions. I think they collect it and put it in a landfill. The second and third types are more modern and use chemicals to treat the water. The third types uses more chemicals.
8) The less seriously you take a job, the more you will succeed.
9) People with nut allergies are actually not that concerned about their allergies.
10) If you say it with a straight enough face, people will believe anything.
11) If someone disagrees with you, don't freak out. And then you can change their mind.
12) Every kitchen is like this: if one makes a mess in food service, and no one is looking, one can put everything back and not waste any food. It doesnt matter if it mixes together, just do the best you can to make it presentable.
13) You can fish for shrimp with a spoon, string, and cone-shaped shell.
2) Cats dont like it when you throw them up in the air
3) Foxes are clever and bulletproof
4) You can wash dishes with shampoo (optional: in the shower)
5) Making iced coffee with coffee ice cubes makes your coffee stronger
6) 3-year-old lipton tea tastes like clean pondwater
7) There are three types of sewage treatment plants. The first type is old school and basically just sorts out the solids and then dumps the rest in the river. What do they do with all the solids? Good questions. I think they collect it and put it in a landfill. The second and third types are more modern and use chemicals to treat the water. The third types uses more chemicals.
8) The less seriously you take a job, the more you will succeed.
9) People with nut allergies are actually not that concerned about their allergies.
10) If you say it with a straight enough face, people will believe anything.
11) If someone disagrees with you, don't freak out. And then you can change their mind.
12) Every kitchen is like this: if one makes a mess in food service, and no one is looking, one can put everything back and not waste any food. It doesnt matter if it mixes together, just do the best you can to make it presentable.
13) You can fish for shrimp with a spoon, string, and cone-shaped shell.
Friday, August 16, 2013
Results From Our Pizza Poll!
So our most popular pizza toppings were sauce and zater! No one liked salt! Stay tuned for our next poll!
Thursday, August 15, 2013
The Real List from the Old Canal Inn
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The Real List from the Old Canal Inn
By: Greg, Lisa, and Maf
1. Onion rings
2. Beer Float (with ice cream)
3. Shock top Shots
4. Grover
5. Camel Soup
6. "Spaghetti O's" homemade with macaroni quotes
7. Pop rocks (with a shot of pop rocks) chased with a shot of vodka. AKA Pop Rocks Challenge!!!
8. Baseball Soup
9. Fried Potatoe Challenge:
Step 1: 3 shots of grease used to make French fries
Step 2: 2 shots of carrot juice
Step 3: 1 shots of Fermented potatoe juice
Step 4: 100 French Fries (3" or longer)
10. Shots of chopped lettuce
11. Lemon squares
"Education is not complete unless it is built on character."
-Father Flanagan
"Each student is a better student for every problem he masters."
-Father Flanagan
Saturday, July 20, 2013
The Gregory School
Greg opened his own school in West Orange. It is also on the street that he owns called Gregory Street.
Wednesday, July 10, 2013
Places We Want to Sleep
1) Deer stand at Lisa's house.
2) Chicken coop.
3) The roof of University Hall.
4) On the roof of Grover's house.
5) In a tent next to Bob (no matter what he's doing, we can burn incense).
6) In a bed of ferns.
7) As far away as possible from guinea hens (calculated by finding all Guinea Hens in the world and finding the furthest spot in miles).
8) In a vegetable garden specifically with onions, tomatoes, and potatoes.
9) Under the boardwalk.
10) On top of a HUGE pile of pillow pets.
2) Chicken coop.
3) The roof of University Hall.
4) On the roof of Grover's house.
5) In a tent next to Bob (no matter what he's doing, we can burn incense).
6) In a bed of ferns.
7) As far away as possible from guinea hens (calculated by finding all Guinea Hens in the world and finding the furthest spot in miles).
8) In a vegetable garden specifically with onions, tomatoes, and potatoes.
9) Under the boardwalk.
10) On top of a HUGE pile of pillow pets.
Tuesday, May 7, 2013
All About Thea Stelzle
All About Thea Stelzle
By Lisa and Greg
Thea loves to eat pickles from quick check. She is a communist. She likes to clean the loose change off of Justin's floor. Thea is terrified of knives because Justin chases her around with one. She likes cold brewed iced tea. She likes to wear pajama pants. Thea fights people on the internet; and then she meets them in person and they are really nice to each other (not the youtube people). She likes out decked out in USSR great at Nasha Rasha, a Soviet bar in Manhattan. Thea is studying education, but does not want to teach in the US. Her favorite books are by bell hooks, Lenin, and Dorothy. She hates The Wizard of Oz and Mother Do You Love Me?
By Lisa and Greg
Thea loves to eat pickles from quick check. She is a communist. She likes to clean the loose change off of Justin's floor. Thea is terrified of knives because Justin chases her around with one. She likes cold brewed iced tea. She likes to wear pajama pants. Thea fights people on the internet; and then she meets them in person and they are really nice to each other (not the youtube people). She likes out decked out in USSR great at Nasha Rasha, a Soviet bar in Manhattan. Thea is studying education, but does not want to teach in the US. Her favorite books are by bell hooks, Lenin, and Dorothy. She hates The Wizard of Oz and Mother Do You Love Me?
All About Lisa Grab
All About Lisa Grab
By Greg Tuttle
Lisa wishes that a pill was made for men so they can feel menstrual cycles. She washes her dishes with tea. Lisa has a miniature electronic kitchen in her room. She also goes for a few days without pooping. Lisa spends a significant part of her day reading; she has a keen eye for feminism and exploitation. Lisa makes a lot of dishes on her sandwich grill. She eats a lot of banana peels. Lisa loves to climb trees and spend time in Pennsylvania with her family. Lisa plays brain games on her ipad throughout the day.
All About Greg Tuttle
All About Greg Tuttle
By Lisa Grab
Greg is not sure how many times a day he poops, but it is at least once a day. He likes to leave open containers of water in his room. He wears very plain clothing and has a beard that he thinks is unkempt. He likes music with political meanings and corporate radio. He likes to run. He wants to grow organic vegetables. He studies history and thinks he wants to teach. He likes to read Lenin, Marx, and Freire. He would rather sleep on a foam mat than a regular bed. 25% of his room is taken up by a huge table. Greg avoids romantic relationships but is attracted to people with opposing ideologies.
Quote Time with Greg Tuttle
"Teach our kids to be subversive because we are working within a framework that does not recognize their value"
- Greg Tuttle
(Scholarly Greg)
Tuesday, April 30, 2013
Bugs
I. Bugs We Wouldn't Eat Under Any Circumstance
by: Greg, Lisa, Justin
1. German Cockroaches (Nazis)
2. Bombadeer Beatles
3. Spider
4. Lisa wont eat caterpillars, Justin will
5. Wasps, but we'd eat bees
6. Mosquitos
7. Stink bugs
8. Queen termites
9. Bullet ants
10. Flesh eating ants (Army ants)
11. Centipede
12. praying mantas (for religious reasons)
II. Buts We Can Eat
by: Greg, Lisa, Justin
1. Tiny baby spiders
2. Cicadas
3. Millipede
4. Grub
5. Ants (Ant Liberation Army)
6. grass hoppers
7. butter flies
8. moths (mothball soup)
9. Bumble bees with honey salad
10. Crickets
11. Small horseflies (only Lisa)
Afterword from Lisa's dad:
Worms. They should have a lot of protein and stuff. They are all muscle and are supposed to be really strong.
Saturday, April 27, 2013
Traps You Can Set For Your Landlord
1) Bear trap under the rug
2) Two sided tape on every surface (sacrifice we have to make)
3) Push him into a giant pillow outside house
4) Pale of red paint at top of door
5) If he opens the refrigerator....
6) Olive oil on stairs and floor (we can ice skate in crocs)
7) Poop in the top of toilets (also known as an upper-decker)*
8) Ducks in the basement and layer the basement floor with panera** bread
9) Put conflicting one-way street signs on his street
*Lisa took no part in this number
**panera is purposely lowercase because we do not support the evil Panera corp.
7) Poop in the top of toilets (also known as an upper-decker)*
8) Ducks in the basement and layer the basement floor with panera** bread
9) Put conflicting one-way street signs on his street
*Lisa took no part in this number
**panera is purposely lowercase because we do not support the evil Panera corp.
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