Results From Our Pizza Poll!

So our most popular pizza toppings were sauce and zater! No one liked salt! Stay tuned for our next poll!

The Real List from the Old Canal Inn

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The Real List from the Old Canal Inn
By: Greg, Lisa, and Maf

1. Onion rings

2. Beer Float (with ice cream)

3. Shock top Shots

4. Grover

5. Camel Soup

6. "Spaghetti O's" homemade with macaroni quotes

7. Pop rocks (with a shot of pop rocks) chased with a shot of vodka. AKA Pop Rocks Challenge!!!

8. Baseball Soup

9. Fried Potatoe Challenge:
     Step 1: 3 shots of grease used to make French fries
     Step 2: 2 shots of carrot juice
     Step 3: 1 shots of Fermented potatoe juice
     Step 4: 100 French Fries (3" or longer)

10. Shots of chopped lettuce

11. Lemon squares

"Education is not complete unless it is built on character."

-Father Flanagan

"Each student is a better student for every problem he masters." 

-Father Flanagan

The Gregory School

Greg opened his own school in West Orange. It is also on the street that he owns called Gregory Street. 

Places We Want to Sleep

1) Deer stand at Lisa's house.
2) Chicken coop.
3) The roof of University Hall.
4) On the roof of Grover's house.
5) In a tent next to Bob (no matter what he's doing, we can burn incense).
6) In a bed of ferns.
7) As far away as possible from guinea hens (calculated by finding all Guinea Hens in the world and finding the furthest spot in miles).
8) In a vegetable garden specifically with onions, tomatoes, and potatoes.
9) Under the boardwalk.
10) On top of a HUGE pile of pillow pets.

All About Thea Stelzle

All About Thea Stelzle
By Lisa and Greg

Thea loves to eat pickles from quick check. She is a communist. She likes to clean the loose change off of Justin's floor. Thea is terrified of knives because Justin chases her around with one. She likes cold brewed iced tea. She likes to wear pajama pants. Thea fights people on the internet; and then she meets them in person and they are really nice to each other (not the youtube people). She likes out decked out in USSR great at Nasha Rasha, a Soviet bar in Manhattan. Thea is studying education, but does not want to teach in the US. Her favorite books are by bell hooks, Lenin, and Dorothy. She hates The Wizard of Oz and Mother Do You Love Me?

All About Lisa Grab

All About Lisa Grab

By Greg Tuttle

Lisa wishes that a pill was made for men so they can feel menstrual cycles. She washes her dishes with tea. Lisa has a miniature electronic kitchen in her room. She also goes for a few days without pooping. Lisa spends a significant part of her day reading; she has a keen eye for feminism and exploitation. Lisa makes a lot of dishes on her sandwich grill. She eats a lot of banana peels. Lisa loves to climb trees and spend time in Pennsylvania with her family. Lisa plays brain games on her ipad throughout the day.

All About Greg Tuttle

All About Greg Tuttle

By Lisa Grab

Greg is not sure how many times a day he poops, but it is at least once a day. He likes to leave open containers of water in his room. He wears very plain clothing and has a beard that he thinks is unkempt. He likes music with political meanings and corporate radio. He likes to run. He wants to grow organic vegetables. He studies history and thinks he wants to teach. He likes to read Lenin, Marx, and Freire. He would rather sleep on a foam mat than a regular bed. 25% of his room is taken up by a huge table.  Greg avoids romantic relationships but is attracted to people with opposing ideologies.