All About Thea Stelzle

All About Thea Stelzle
By Lisa and Greg

Thea loves to eat pickles from quick check. She is a communist. She likes to clean the loose change off of Justin's floor. Thea is terrified of knives because Justin chases her around with one. She likes cold brewed iced tea. She likes to wear pajama pants. Thea fights people on the internet; and then she meets them in person and they are really nice to each other (not the youtube people). She likes out decked out in USSR great at Nasha Rasha, a Soviet bar in Manhattan. Thea is studying education, but does not want to teach in the US. Her favorite books are by bell hooks, Lenin, and Dorothy. She hates The Wizard of Oz and Mother Do You Love Me?

All About Lisa Grab

All About Lisa Grab

By Greg Tuttle

Lisa wishes that a pill was made for men so they can feel menstrual cycles. She washes her dishes with tea. Lisa has a miniature electronic kitchen in her room. She also goes for a few days without pooping. Lisa spends a significant part of her day reading; she has a keen eye for feminism and exploitation. Lisa makes a lot of dishes on her sandwich grill. She eats a lot of banana peels. Lisa loves to climb trees and spend time in Pennsylvania with her family. Lisa plays brain games on her ipad throughout the day.

All About Greg Tuttle

All About Greg Tuttle

By Lisa Grab

Greg is not sure how many times a day he poops, but it is at least once a day. He likes to leave open containers of water in his room. He wears very plain clothing and has a beard that he thinks is unkempt. He likes music with political meanings and corporate radio. He likes to run. He wants to grow organic vegetables. He studies history and thinks he wants to teach. He likes to read Lenin, Marx, and Freire. He would rather sleep on a foam mat than a regular bed. 25% of his room is taken up by a huge table.  Greg avoids romantic relationships but is attracted to people with opposing ideologies. 

Quote Time with Greg Tuttle

"Teach our kids to be subversive because we are working within a framework that does not recognize their value"                                                        

                                                                                       

- Greg Tuttle                                                                

                                 (Scholarly Greg)