The RESULTS from our poll: What would you like to be attacked with? personally, I would have picked giant trout, but the voters disagree!

Do you agree with the poll results? What would you have voted for? Please comment below!

Sharpened pencils (0%)	0 (0%)
Fresh organic produce (60%)	3 (60%)
Giant trout (0%)	0 (0%)
Rolls of bathroom tissue (20%)	1 (20%)
Chainsaws (0%)	0 (0%)
Chickens (20%)	1 (20%)
Karate (0%)	0 (0%)
Huns from Mongolia (20%)	1 (20%)
KNOWLEDGE (20%)	1 (20%)
PSYCHOANALYSIS (40%)	2 (40%)
"Cereal killeer" (20%)	1 (20%)
Ratchet sockets (like from a ratchet wrench) (20%)	1 (20%)
Dirty Laundry (0%)	0 (0%)
Flute used as a blow gun (40%)	2 (40%)
Hot Sauce (0%)	0 (0%)
kittens (60%)	3 (60%)
Cuordory pants (clean) (0%)	0 (0%)
MILMMK (0%)	0 (0%)
Trogdor the stove (0%)	0 (0%)
Canadians on mooses with maple syrup guns and weed (80%)	4 (80%)
Board Games (20%)	1 (20%)
a salt rifle (60%)	3 (60%)
an vague and embarrassing illness (20%)	1 (20%)

Votes so far: 5