Saturday, April 27, 2013

Traps You Can Set For Your Landlord

1) Bear trap under the rug

2) Two sided tape on every surface (sacrifice we have to make)

3) Push him into a giant pillow outside house

4) Pale of red paint at top of door

5) If he opens the refrigerator.... 

6) Olive oil on stairs and floor (we can ice skate in crocs)

7) Poop in the top of toilets (also known as an upper-decker)*

8) Ducks in the basement and layer the basement floor with panera** bread

9) Put conflicting one-way street signs on his street

*Lisa took no part in this number
**panera is purposely lowercase because we do not support the evil Panera corp.  

1 comment:

  1. Brilliant!! I believe #8 would be the most enjoyable and effective. Also #9. Though that one is easily foiled if your landlord is illiterate..